Friday, 25 March 2011

Words Of Wisdom

Never give your secret to anyone, because if you can’t keep it to yourself don’t expect others to.

....can't say I don't know about nothin' 'bout no double negatives neither.

A man's level of maturity changes depending on the type of girl he's with.

Guy breaks up with girl - Everyone: How could you?!
Girl breaks up with guy - Everyone: Well, they weren't gonna last that long anyway.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

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